We were out to dinner with a spanking film producer the other night and he was fuming. What’s the problem we asked, being in our most sympathetic mood, he was picking up the tab, he was a Brit by the way, and we were a little afraid that we had done something to upset him. He was over here on holiday but while here had been shooting a spanking movie with a couple of quite new young would be starlets.
“I am totally pissed off, I put free videos onto a number of these ‘Tube’ sites and unfortunately they have a place where people can leave comments”. “You would be amazed” he fumed, “some of the idiot statements made by the people who go to these sites, the worst are, by far and away the Americans, now I am sorry if that upsets you but you just seem to have so many idiots out here and they all seem to be into spanking”
What could I say, I opened up my laptop, we have free WIFI in most places in NY now, he directed me to a couple of sites and, well after looking through a few things I just had to sort of agree with him. “What you have to remember is that these are FREE sites” he said, “sure we put clips onto these sites in the hopes that people will like what they see and go and join the web site, now no one minds constructive comments but when you get the degree of bile and just plain vindictive comments from some of these people you have to think to yourself do I really expect that this idiot is going to have the intelligence to fill out a web site membership form, or even know posses a credit card”. “ You look at their profile thinking, maybe they have posted their own films and really can show me the way it should be done but invariably they have never made a film in their lives, I suspect that most of them are just sad lonely individuals who have never even spanked a nice bottom”.
Luckily our steaks arrived at this point, big and very rare, there is something about a steak from a good big American bull that always gets the juices flowing, and my dinner companion worked his way through the steak, drank some wine and stated to mellow just a bit. “You know I like you Yanks but you just have to understand, when it comes to making spanking films, we are the best in the world”. “Everyone knows this, why has no one told the spanking community over here, why do these people like to say nasty things about us, maybe it’s just a lack of anything else in their lives”.
We found our way to a cab and took him back to his Hotel, as he walked away I realised that because he had not stopped talking about the problems he had with us and our bad manners I had picked up the tab, now I know what it’s like to be spanked and insulted.
If you want to take a look at one of these sites then go to http://www.spankingtube.com/
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